Don’t be humble: You’re not that great.
heyjoie:

pleatedjeans:

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my world

hejibits:

dude sure got a leg up on the competition

2-shane-s:

im transcending 

2-shane-s:

im transcending 

tilthat:

Til that a gorrilla’s erection is just over one inch long, and that humans are the most endowed of all primates.

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Go us.

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it